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If your competitors, your employees, your suppliers and
your local bureaucrats are calling you a “no good son of a
bitch” behind your back - you are probably running a very
successful enterprise. If they are calling you a nice guy, a
great boss, and a fine customer, you are probably getting
screwed, blued and tattooed.
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It’s true! In today’s instant gratification society, where
everyone demands all the good things in life right now from
someone else’s pocket, the only way a small businessman can
survive is with this motto:
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.”
Our book, “Why Son’s of Bitches Succeed and Nice
Guys Fail in Business” proves it. It has been put together by
confidential interviews with small businessmen who turned
floundering small businesses into great successes by becoming
dedicated SOB’s .
It is a book that every small businessman needs. It tells it
like it is! How the cards are always stacked against a small
entrepreneur by big government, big unions, big banks and big
business.
The book shows you chapter by chapter how to beat the
stacked deck by playing rough and smart instead of by rules set
by the power elite who are dedicated to keeping small business
small and marginally profitable
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In Chapter One we tell you about power. Where it is, and
how to get control of it. How to use it to roll over every obstacle
in your path to gain your own ends.
In Chapter Two we will show you how to screw your
employees first (before they screw you) - how to keep them
smiling on low pay - how to maneuver them into low-paying jobs
they are afraid to walk away from - how to hire and fire so you
always make money.
In Chapter Three we will tell you how to get your banker
by the balls so you can control the vaults; the way to turn a
hard-nosed, cold-eyed, tight-fisted bastard into a pussycat who
will fill your pockets with the bank’s money whenever you want
it.
In Chapter Four you will learn how to be a first-class son
of a bitch while dealing with second and third class SOB’s, the
bureaucrats and their little Hitlers. You will discover how to win
every ass-kicking contest you get into with them by outsmarting
and out-bullshitting them every step of the way.
In Chapter Five you will learn how to deal with the natural
born sons of bitches - the professionals. Lawyers, accountants,
brokers and all the rest of the super-ego set. How to put
them in your harness and make them haul your wagon and love
it.
In Chapter Six you will learn how to give the tax man
constipation. How to keep your money, how to hide it, how to
use every legal tax angle in the book to pay far less than you are
paying now.
In Chapter Seven you will learn how the shrewd son of a
bitch gets most of his advertising and publicity free. How he can
make himself and his product and his company famous by
using the methods given here to make himself a local media
star.
In Chapter Eight you will learn how to squeeze your
competitors dry. How to play the game the way the Rockerfellers,
IBMs, General Motors and other big boys play it - to win! With
the SOB techniques in this chapter you can bury the competition
and laugh all the way to the bank.
In Chapter Nine you will learn how to sell a business
turkey at filet mignon prices. How to get the top dollar for a
business worth a low dime. Where and when to find these
eager buyers and how to make them shove money in your
pockets.
In Chapter Ten you will learn how to give them the finger,
chapter by chapter, if a business fails. How to get out of trouble
using the bankruptcy laws to cover your tracks and save your
ass and your assets.
There you have ten chapters, over 250 pages in new digital format of hard-nosed, smart-operating angles that will
make you a successful SOB in any business you operate.
Every small businessman needs this book. Even the
nice guys, to protect themselves against the SOB’s.
You have never, ever, read anything like it. And it has got
to be worth 1,000 times the small price to any small businessman.
So, don’t miss it. |